Edit: Grammar
Edit2: Capitalized the "g" in "RaGey thing". Just...if you look at it too fast otherwise it looks really bad
Edit3: Wow...just a lot of stuff I really fricked up first time around. This was not even readable before I swear
Man, this one took way too long to write. When did I say I was doing this? A week ago? Anyway, it's here now, so moving on
Alright, time to analyze the abilities of John Homestuck, the mainest of main characters of the web series Homestuck
Heir of Breath
Windy thing, one with the wind, retcon - all John powers
Blood sacrifice - John let's himself be trapped for years without his retcon powers in order to stop the big bad, and all other heirs of breath will be tasked with a similar fate. They must sacrifice their aspect to ensure its future propagation, a death into life sort of thing
Honestly, I'm not sure how much I can add onto this one? John's quest is by far the most complete in Homestuck so far, with his death in the Epilogues signifying that paradox space has completely used up everything they needed him for and has discarded him like a piece of trash. That can only mean that as far as the narrative is concerned, he's hit his peak. And honestly? That doesn't seem too bad, the dude was broken as fuck right up until he decided to bite the big one. If and when he does come back, I imagine we won't see too much more development out of him as Jake seems to have completely taken over his role as protagonist. We'll see, though. I guess there are two things he could add to his arsenal:
Rasenshuriken - condenses all the mighty winds of a thousand typhoons into one little compact ball of windy energy. It would spin with such speed and intensity that you would probably hear it give off and ear-splitting high pitched whine, cutting into your eardrums like the wind would slice through anything it makes contact with. Him clashing with Dirk's unbreakable katana using this move would be some Naruto vs Sasuke-ass shit, I'll tell ya that much
8^y - John rolls the highest roll possible on his Pop-O-Matic Vrillyhoo. He sends typhoons so great that they collapse in on themselves and make a new green sun
Heir of Life
This is a completely broken aspect. Then again, this is heirs we're dealing with, what else is new?
Excessive strength - these guys are like natural disaster levels of absurd when it comes to punching power. Like a mini one punch man, most of the enemies they fight go flying a hundred miles away like in a cartoon every time they eat one of these guy's fists. That paired along with their naturally cheery attitude and tendency to use comically large and cumbersome weapons makes them proper cartoon character material
Aqua man, but better - like a rust blood, the heir of life has the ability of communion with animals. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were able to get their own Denizen to leave their planet and help fight the black king with them, that's how personable they are
Plant manipulation: the life player's version of the windy thing would probably be pretty similar to Hashirama's wood-style jutsu, using giant plants with thorns as whips and means of grabbing, binding, throwing, and the ability to encase themselves in dense wood for protection. Their powers are explosive and...say for example, Jack Noir cuts the chain and prospit's moon starts to fall to the battlefield. The heir of life is so powerful, they could grow a world tree miles into the air and catch it before it's destroyed. That's the scope of what they can pull off in one attack once god tiered
It's Morphin time - the heir can also magnify their already busted strength via shape shifting into stronger animals. At this point we're talking Rage Mode Gamzee level strength PLUS Equius PLUS Dad Egbert. They can mimick gorillas, Hercules beetles, mantis shrimp, eagles, sharks--they're Ultimate Kars. THEY. ARE. ULTIMATE. KARS.
Never challenge this guy to an arm wrestling match, unless you're something ridiculous like a fully realized Page of the same aspect. Man, whoever has that classpect must be super strong. And handsome. What? Oh yeah, the list
Planet Quest - be a sacrifice to your denizen. If John's quest is any indication, the heir's greatest ability is usually both unlocked and used on the planet itself. For John, he had to make a pretty puny sacrifice of being tied down by terezi's orders, but that's kinda one of the biggest benefits of being a breath player is that you get to have it easy. A life player isn't so lucky. Because a heir has to sacrifice themselves to their compliment to unlock their true abilities, the heir of life would accept death at the hands of their Denizen in order to bring back all their dead allies or universes. This could probably even bring back dream ghosts, and the wonderful thing about being an heir is that you usually get to come back. I mean geeze, how many times has John died and come back to life? And watch, he's going to do it again in a little bit. You know he will
Heir of Light
Oh look, one of my old classpects
Light speed - they are light, so what's stopping them?
Massive luck supply - unlike Vriska who had to save up luck and use it sparingly, an heir just kinda has luck naturally, and a ton of it too. They aren't quite Clover's level, but they have consistent bouts of luck where they bend over right before a sniper shoots or the way Karkat just so happened to decide to leave his hive right after raging at sollux and running that virus. They would be impossible to sucker punch, and oftentimes their surprised, uncoordinated reactions to attacks will just so happen to throw them out of the way. They would be very lucky with the fluorite octet (captcha code 82THE8TH, shit is open source dawg), and probably get the highest roll in 1/10 of the crucial moments in which they throw dice, getting better and more consistent with it (somehow) as they grow
Invisibility: can bend light around them through passively manipulating it. Can also just...become light and spread all over the room too, but that might make it hard to focus
Sweet loot: the heir would have a knack for knowing just where to look to get what they need, and would probably have a magic cue ball on them at some point as well. Things may start getting real dicey if they start asking about god tier clocks and crowbars, but chances are they're too dumb to ask about that since they're an heir (no offense)
Void session reboot - if a void session has gone on long enough, the heir can succumb to the Voidy blackout bullshit in their session and be overcome by it in order to unlock the true light within them that sees on into eternity, endless possibility. And they'll use that to completely reset their session with the proper players and circumstances
Heir of Time
Unhealthy amount of focus - as soon as the heir of time gets started on a task or job, they can't stop. They will angrily shake off anyone who tries to disturb their concentration, and at some point they will look down, check their watch and be all like "IT'S BEEN NINE HOURS?! WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME???"
Yeah, sure, NOBODY told you. You just keep telling yourself that, bud
The World - the heir won't have to worry about this too much though, as from the moment they enter their session they gain the passive ability to slow down time the more they focus, with the ability getting better any better with every rung on the Eccheladder they climb, and then when they reach god tier they can stop time entirely for 5 seconds, with a cooldown starting at one minute and getting shorter with each god tier level. Thus, they will progress exponentially as the game goes on as they are given the ability to allot more and more time to their task
Winds of time - the heir has the unique ability to merge with the flow of time itself, then time travel through that medium. In this state they're aware of any doomed timelines in temporal proximity to them, and can flow between timeline to timeline as free as a bird. Eventually paradox space stops distinguishing between alpha and doomed versions of this player, as they will begin to inadvertently flow together and mix, memories and everything
Localized time travel - can make one part of a system go faster, slower, backwards, backwards, not at all, etc, and do something completely different or nothing at all with another part of the system. In other words, they can make the base of a tree age a thousand years while keeping the rest the same age, making it look like a skinny little tree is growing out of a stump, when in fact they are the same tree
Clockwork majyyks - just like how John inherited retcon powers and Equius inherited the void of the furthest ring through Lord English, the heir of time will also inherit a master class power, although be incredibly limited in its use. Since Heirs have to make a sacrifice with their aspect, they would probably be completely immortal for a short period of time, but then they have to give all the clockwork majyyks from their god tier clocks to somehow override the just/heroic deaths of other god tiers and be dealt the penalty instead, dealing them a swift death. And in doing so they inherit entropy, destruction, and death. Another form of their aspect
Heir of Heart
Oh look, another one of my old classpects is here. Welcome, heir of heart
Now get the fuck out of here - your dream self, at least. Chances are their dream self will be dead pretty quick, as they need to find out how to inherit ghostly powers, the soul powers. Keywords here with heart are Ghosts and The Power of Love...also ego, but we'll get to that in a bit. In the meantime it's advisable that you prototype your dream self, though you don't necessarily need to. It's just that you could probably keep those sprite powers upon god tiering since I'm pretty sure they count as ghost powers
Ghostly pizzowers - congrats, you're Casper. I mean, at least I HOPE you're a friendly ghost, cause here's the thing...ghosts are kind of immortal??? Well, I mean, you would only be part ghost like Danny phantom, but still. You don't damage easily, you got some sort of super strength, you have cool white eyes that are probably steaming because you're still alive and have a large supply of heart power in your body, and you would probably be the coolest dude in your session if you weren't such a dork. Oh, right, about that...
The Power of Love - yeah, you're a fucking dork alright. That's alright though, we love dorks and they tend to get all the ladies in the Homestuck universe anyway. John, Jake, Jade, Jane--oh, wait, no, not that one
In any case, The Power of Love is like the windy thing except instead you transform into a magical girl and use a pretty wand to blast enemies with like the feelings you have for your bf/gf/crush/waifu/husbando/your-narcissistic-ass-self/etc. A surprisingly devastating power, it vanquishes evil second best to only hope I would think
Alter ego - You have an OC? Congratulations, you can turn into them now. Technically every OC is a splinter self and you can swap between those just in general. You still have to be the magical girl every time you use The Power of Love though, that's non-negotiable. So yeah, think D4C but more limited. Damage probably transfers over a bit (though not too bad for a ghost person) and it's only for splinters you're aware of--OP if you Ultimate self, but that's a whole nother can of worms entirely
a whole nother can of worms entirely - You are a BEAST with your ultimate self. You can go to whatever timeline you want and fuck around with whatever. I wish I was joking, but that's kind of an inevitable thing with the heir of heart--they deal with the flow of their aspect and becoming it, after all. You lucky bastards. Tell the ninja superhero version of myself he can suck a dick, cause he's a lucky bastard too and I really don't understand where I went wrong in life to not end up in that timeline
Ultimate!Sacrifice - you can channel the powers of all of your alternate selves into one body, but as a result you consolidate all of them into one person and you no longer have any more splinters. You'll be absurdly powerful for a while, but think about it--you're already a ghost and you have no more timelines to hop to. You are your ultimate self. When you die, that's it. Lights out. And this is what makes this absurdly broken class balanced, as in the end you'll always have to do this. It's your role as the heir of heart. Will some miracle save you? Will the power of love bring you back from the dead one final time? Sounds like a load of bullshit to me, but as we all know magic is real so anything is possible
Heir of Rage
Oh shit, nevermind - magic is fake as SHIT, in fact you're pretty sure that anything like that starting with an m is fake -- magic, miracles, messiahs, even magnets. You can passively manipulate reality to suck the credibility out of anything even a little far-fetched. You suck the life and hope out of everyone, Mr. Grinch
Fear mongering - can passively manipulate people through mind abilities that instill fear in any action they don't like. For the target it's like you've had years of negative reinforcement surrounding actions you've never considered wrong in the past and regard doing it with an unexpected sense of shame. Like the Heir of Rage's presence just casts this huge, menacing shadow over everything you do. Even if you have the balls and courage to press through regardless of their mind games, it will still take a lot out of you since they're basically pumping you full of raw stress hormones. You might get halfway to them and be like "you know what? i...dkfjjj. i neebd to lied down. .. ." And then you just conk out like a light right then and there because you're just too emotionally exhausted
Propaganda - same thing but mass-produced
Heir Chucklevoodoo Mk I - can passively mind control their victim when ever they want through exhile-style commands. Must be within 3 feet of the voodoo though, so if they even so much as drop it the spell will probably be broken
Heir Chucklevoodoo Mk II - This one controls people not through their minds, but through everything else. They manipulate their environment gradually over a much greater radius, causing the victim to lose items, have the room change shape micrometer by micrometer 24/7, introducing even entirely new rooms if they can convince the victim it has always existed. It's kind of like how you don't notice yourself change growing up until you look back at when you were a baby, and are just like what the fuck how did that turn into this? Otherwise it's just too darn slow man
RaGey thing - oh...
oh god
This is where you take all the dormant rage from a several kilometer radius and unleash it, channeling it all into your opponent through your body. Any normal black king will die in one hit, the alpha troll's session black king in like probably 30 or something. It will hurt like hell for you too, but your body should also be pretty H A R D from the rage conditioning it so you shouldn't end up with Midoriya broken bones in the first attack. Maybe on the second attack. It would probably be good think about this like OFA, actually. Try using it in moderation so you don't hurt yourself and all. If you have a life player offering constant Regen though, you're broken. Insane DPS
Become Rage - in order for an heir to become one with their aspect, they have to sacrifice it. For the rage player, that means ditching their humanity like Dio or transcend their physical form through hope. It could be interpreted as either Jotaro Kujo's classpect or Dio's, which is why they have the same type of stand. They're not actually stopping time, they're just so mad that the world freezes around them when they command it. Notice how the saltier Jotaro is, the more time powers he unlocks and the harder his punchers get
Heir of Blood
Earthbound - You can't fly. no, I'm not just making a karkat joke. I mean since you embody bonds and human limits, you, your dream self, and your god tier are all physically incapable of flight. How in the world is this a useful power, you ask?
It isn't. You suck
Okay...not really - because your powers are still dope as hell. Do you know what turning into blood means? You can enter people's bodies and take control of them. Now. Okay, not gonna lie. This one can get a bit fucked up. If you've ever had something nasty in your blood stream for extended periods of time, you know what I mean. With every heartbeat you're just redistributing the same agony you felt seconds before and many, many times before that, and will continue on long into the future. And since it's blood it literally permeates throughout your entire body, every nook and cranny. It's absolutely horrible. Drink responsibly drinking age kiddos, hangovers are literally the worst. okay no worse experiences exist bUT IM GETTING OFF TRACK FUCK SHIT DAMN BACK TO THE POWERS
Blood brothers - you and your allies can all get passive boosts by signing blood contracts to follow each other to the ends of the Earth and even to hell the dark carnival itself. Careful, as a bloodbound you're often subject to bad fates like that. The boosts are pretty good though, and having your allies depend on you is probably what motivates you anyway****
My allies give me STRENGTH - the heir of blood can literally turn into their allies for a short period of time. No, you still can't fly, get over it. You're never flying. However, this ability let's you synthesize you and your allies' powers into new attacks for the sake of the team. you stand at the front lines. Also...
You can swap places with an ally - which makes traveling and strategizing very interesting. Easier, but harder too. You'll have to coordinate with your teammates a lot and be able to think fast on your feet, same as your allies. It's the kind of ability that sucks when you don't know what you're doing but actually has insane potential on the battlefield and is incredible for confusing and overwhelming opponents
Spiderman - as an heir you have an overwhelming excess of your aspect, so there's no way you can run out of blood by using it as claws and swinging from roof to roof with it. There's your replacement for flying
Cave meditation - you must isolate yourself from your friends for an entire year to gain spiritual knowledge. Then, you will be able to shapeshift into ANYTHING, as your bonds are omnipresent
Heir of Doom
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Bootleg Bard - everywhere the heir goes any danger they encounter mysteriously suffers a horrible fate. This is their aspect trying to protect them, as the heir's aspect usually does. Unfortunately, this can lead to lots of misunderstandings and of course hurt people they love. Because of this, you might end up like Jotaro in jail so that you don't hurt anyone
Natural hacker - you don't have much hacking experience, but you seem to have a knack for it. If you could get sollux to teach you how you'd be a hacking MACHINE. I don't even know what that means, but I'm guessing you'll be able to make transportalizers go anywhere or paradox slime computers lock onto any object. Also ~ATH shenanigans
Doomy thing - you just cause a lot of death. Not sure how I can sugarcoat it more beyond that. You can wilt and rot fields for miles. You are death itself, what can I say
Mituna - you must rise to the challenge of making the world a better place, which probably doesn't resonate with you too much for some reason? Don't worry though, this will cause irreversible mental damage that will have you talking like a computer virus forever. Why do you want this, exactly? Who knows, in any case you stopped Kurloz from doing SOMETHING bad so I'll guess you...deserve it? Man, I really do not understand this character. Perhaps hero titles are in fact more nuanced than I would like to make them out to be...NAH, I'm 100% right, kiss my ass
Heir of Grief - you become doom, and thus you've been hit hard by Life. Life and Death like to pretend they're opposites, but in fact each of them likes kicking you around just as much as the other. Eventually, you become entirely consumed by despair, probably because something has gone horribly wrong in your session. Either your black king, Jack, or your session itself has too much life in it and it's your job to reintroduce consequences, authority, and death
Zombie virus - your hacker skills have finally paid off. You have invented a virus that can control hoards of people at a time, and download it into their brains through USB darts. You can control all of your imps/ogres/boss monsters now. You have one of the biggest npc armies of all the classpects actually, as you passively manipulate authority itself. Problem is they can only take general commands and attack as an army, whereas a witch would be able to precicely control every action and make double agents out of specific dersite soldiers, especially high ranking ones like Jack noir. They're muscle-oriented commands though, so Jack wouldn't really be all too useful
Overgrowth protection - a death in your session signifies a lack of overproduction in the new Earth you're creating. Authority is steadfast, and evolution is maintained. Unfortunately this means culling is commonplace, but you'll make a hella strong and dignified race. I wouldn't be surprised if the troll session had a heir of Doom
Heir of Void
D A%identally competent - you're the cartoon character who accidentally bumps into someone and sets off a rube-goldberg chain of events that somehow accomplishes whatever you were planning on getting done anyway. This also probably works the same way with whatever skill set you were born with, where you're freakishly talented in some way and have no idea why because you have no actual interest in that area
D-> Trans100cence - okay, actually, transparency. How shitty would it be if you were a god tier heir of void and couldn't turn invisible?
D-> We must go STRONGER DEEPER - we're blitzing chakras with this one yo. You must BECOME nothing and basically just disappear. With no form left to attach itself to, your consciousness will become one with everything. And then it will stop doing that because, honestly? That's a lot to take in. BUT you will find some pretty cool secrets and you can probably reappear wherever they are. You can find game-breaking items nobody even KNOWS about. They're sitting there basically just for you and other void players, but especially you
D-> Trunkbeast in the room - you can make it so that anyone you're not focused on doesn't notice you even if you're in plain view. You don't register in any of their sensory input, so they could be touching you and have no idea they're touching anything. So basically it's how you disappear with your phone so nobody can find you and make you do stuff
D-> Ma% obfuscation - aka the Voidy Thing. You can just blackout the fuck outta everything, like just make people be like fuck man I'm having a hard time existing up a████st this opponent, I mean w███ does th█t even m███████?? ██████████████AAAAHHH█████████████████████FUC██████████████NOOOO█████████████EECCHH█████████████████MMM█████████████████████████OOOOOHHHHHHHHH wow that was weird
There is no more. You get NOTHING
haha, get it? I mean, I suppose that's already a lot though. Moving on
Heir of Space
Background organizer - space players tend to fall back and let more active players take control of what they've provided for them. So do heirs. This creates a problem, no? Yeah, that's a no to your no there. You ever notice how much detail is in the scenery of earth? You look out onto the horizon and the trees stretch on for miles. An artist like me would simply scribble along the horizon to give the illusion of trees, but not this heir. They get ahead by planning ahead, and understand how potential energy works to the extent that they know how to set up everything to fall apart in just the right way. Think alt!Calliope but smaller
Become space - become the presence of space itself. Every part where there's space you can become part of the flow, the presence of volume is your thing. You are shape, size, and mass
declutter - just like every other heir, you spread your aspect all over the place. Luckily, in this case, that's a good thing. At least I think it is? You make everything organized without even realizing it, which now that I think about it might make stuff hard to find. I mean, you're a space player so you should be fine
Frog manifestation - inherit the power of your own universe. By this point you've won the game, so chances are whatever your purpose is extends beyond the scope of your session
Perception merge - create wrinkles or tesseracts in space by focusing on two places at once. Its kinda like instant transmission but for the surrounding world. You can just make planets smash into each other by going cross-eyed
Lost to Time - they will spend so long taking care of their universe that eventually they will see its end, as well as outlive all their friends. This will ensure a better future for sessions in that universe, but yeah still kinda sucks
Heir of Mind
I'm a floating brain - Vinny vinesauce. You get really high or just have a glorious fit of stupidity and convince yourself you're a floating brain, and because of this you can become one. In this mode you have sick sollux-tier psiionic powers but are more physically vulnerable as an exposed brain
Manipulate brain - you can make people feel things and think things. It's not direct mind control, more psychosis-induced illusion of choice. Basically mind control
Brainular erosion - you can cut off the very inception of an idea from someone's consciousness. Like Calliope in candy or Dirk with rose, where you literally make it impossible for them to worry or analyze. Happily sitting ducks
Karmic Braintivity - you can use your brain to entangle and unentangle certain events and paths, making certain characters relevent or irrelevant to whoever you want. You can shape destiny basically
Brainy thing - you're like...hmm. How do I say this? You're like an Eldritch being but...worse?!?? All psychological phenomena manifested in your head shoots out in the form of giant freakish branches covered in eyeballs and mouths and stuff. Touching the construct imbues the victim with a sense of existential dread along with screwing up their sensory channels, causing them to experience really uncomfortable synesthesia. They then become open to the power of suggestion, and the mind construct creates narratives for them, building fake sets for drama that isn't real, throwing the person's entire perception of reality off. You basically become trapped in a freaky world of illusion where you're trying the best you can just to hold onto existence. Utilize that in whatever way you see as useful--probably by killing it, and thus suffering ego death and unlocking some other power, like the power to percieve clearly without thought
Heir of Hope
So your powers are having the best powers and being a natural talent at using those powers. Hope is a very basic aspect once you learn it so this one isn't going to be as expansive as the others
I am the hope of the universe - ally to good, nightmare to your teammates. Honestly, no offense guys, but this is like the least active aspect paired with the class that does the least. Because you literally have to be the hope of your session, there will be a lot of Waiting for Goku™ in your session. You will go super Saiyan, but that doesn't mean everything will necessarily go wrong. In fact, out of all your teammates you probably have the biggest chance of screwing up of all of them
Give up your powers - eventually, you will have the same realization that Goku did at the end of the Cell saga (then forgot in the buu saga); you may be the solution to all of your team's problems, but you're also the cause as well even if you didn't do anything directly. At this point, your denizen will probably give you the option to divvy up the hope between all of your team mates and then you kinda just have no powers anymore
Until then though, you're strong as frick
Okay the end bye bye
Knights next. When? No clue, not making that mistake again

Royal Rumble 2020
( Some matches would be announced on WWE.com and via social media, so if you see a match you didn’t know was happening, they were announced online. )
Pre Show
Singles Match - Chad Gable vs. Dolph Ziggler ( 8 Minutes )
Some interbrand Warfare would hopefully get some eyes on the pre show as these matches are quite rare. These two are great athletes and would work a good match. Dolph Ziggler gets the win after hitting two consecutive superkicks.
SmackDown Tag Team Championships - The Viking Raiders vs. The New Day ( 8 Minutes )
The SmackDown Tag Team scene was notorious in 2017/2018 for working hot openers for the main show, or just adding exciting matches to the pre show and this would be no different. These teams hav been feuding since Survivor Series and like Raiders vs. UE could go on for months I think so this is a continuation. Rowe and Hanson managed to retain at TLC however New Day are able to get the upper hand here and score the win, after Kofi Kingston nails a Midnight Hour on Rowe. New Day are the new SmackDown Tag Team Champions.
Main Show
The official theme for Royal Rumble 2020, Throne by Bring me the Horizon opens the show as pyro goes off. The commentary team of Mauro Ranallo, Nigel McGuinness and Corey Graves are our announcers tonight, with Nigel and Corey representing NXT and Main Roster respectively and Mauro as a middle man.
Sami Zayn’s Open Challenge ( 9 Minutes )
The man to answer the Open Challenge turns out to not be Cedric Alexander, but instead, Pete Dunne! The Bruiserweight from NXT answers the Open Challenge and kicks off the show with a surprise! Zayn and Pete Dunne stare down, but then! Cedric Alexander’s music hits!
Cedric Alexander comes out with a mic and says that since he still has a rematch clause from his and Zayn’s match on Raw, he’s arranged with Paul Heyman to use that rematch clause tonight! So this match is now, a Triple Threat!
It’s a fast paced and exciting match to kickoff the show. Pete Dunne gets to show just how awesome he is, hitting a Bitter End onto the apron to Cedric Alexander, and cracking the limbs and joints of Sami Zayn. Cedric Alexander does some high flying stuff, like hitting an Asai Moonsault to the outside onto both men, or hitting a Corkscrew Plancha to Pete Dunne! Pete Dunne goes for the Bitter End of Sami Zayn, but Zayn counters and hits the Blue Thunder Bomb! He goes to pin but Cedric breaks it up! Zayn then hits a Helluva Kick to Cedric Alexander, but keeps Cedric still laying on the apron! He then hits an Expolder Suplex to Pete Dunne into Cedric Alexander! Zayn then covers Cedric and wins the match.
SmackDown Women’s Championship - Kairi Sane vs. Asuka ( 12 Minutes )
Both women make grand entrances with lots of pyro and colours. The visual of Kairi in full Pirate Princess attire and Asuka in full wild hair, attire and face paint kicks the match off before the action gets underway.
Kairi uses her speed and agility to combat the the aggressive dominance of Asuka throughout the match and like most matches that follow this pattern, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes Kairi nails a pitch perfect Flying Forearm or Double Foot Stomp. Other times Asuka counters and nearly makes her pass out with the Asuka Lock. Joshi stuff is awesome which AEW have used and plan to continue using in the future for some variety. Kairi gets so close however isn’t able to get it done and falls to the Empress of Tomorrow.
WWE Intercontinental Championship - Ali vs. Buddy Murphy ( 13 Minutes )
Alright some these boys know what to put on a great match, if you’ve never seen they’re No Disqualification Match that happened last year on 205 Live, WATCH THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. So there’s no questioning wether or not they’d steal the god damn show. Ali makes his DJZ style entrance first, then outcomes the champion. THE SOUTH’S BEST KEPT SECRET! Buddy Murphy!!!
This match doesn’t need much words to describe how it’d be, you just know they’ll do some amazing stuff. Since they’re both Cruiserweight’s some fast paced and exciting action would come from the two and some creative spots would also be cool. Ali jumps off the apron, onto the back of a bent over Murphy, then jumps in the air and as he comes down hits a Frankensteiner! Other cool spots take place to keep the crowd engaged and on the edge of their seats. Ali goes for a Handspring Snapmare But Buddy Murphy catches it and hits a Sit-Out Powerbomb! 1...2...Kick Out!!! Ali gets so, so close to picking up the win however Murphy lands Murphy’s Law and retains his title.
Women’s Royal Rumble ( 1 hr 2 minutes )
Numbers 1 and 2 are Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott. The former Riott Squad members square off to kick off the Rumble. This would be good so the fans get to see a little cool confrontation we haven’t seen yet after the split to get the fans excited for the rest of the match.
Kaitlyn makes a surprise appearance at Number 5 but is eliminated by Ruby Riott. Riott gets her heat back with this after the nice moment of seeing Kaitlyn.
Rhea Ripley comes out at Number 7 and off the bat eliminates some of the people in the ring. Carmella and Ruby Riott are both eliminated by her and she sees Peyton Royce on the outside. Peyton entered at Number 3 but has refused to enter the ring until Billie arrived. Rhea pulls Peyton Royce into the ring, and sends her flying out with a Superkick. Rhea seems to be unstoppable, when Number 8 outcomes Toni Storm! Toni Storm and Rhea Ripley get into a fight and the crowd pops.
Other NXT/NXT UK/PC entrants fill up the match. Deanna Purrazzo, Io Shirai, Mia Yim, Taynara Conti, Kacy Catanzaro, Kay Lee Ray, Piper Niven, Jinny, Chelsea Green and Santana Garrett all make appearances in the match. Those women along with Ripley and Storm totals to 12 non-main roster people which is plenty. Few of these women have little spots. Kacy Catanzaro uses aerial fun to eliminate Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville, Piper Niven murders everyone before being stopped by Kay Lee Ray, Chelsea Green literally scaring Lana away so that she eliminates herself, everyone ganging up to eliminate Jinny and Io Shirai being a badass.
At Number 17, incomes Charlotte Flair to pop the crowd with a big name. Io Shirai and Charlotte go head-to-head in a fun confrontation. Other big names come in to the frame. Ember Moon enters at No. 20, Bayley at No. 23, Sasha at No. 25, Alexa Bliss at No. 26 and a big surprise, Tenille Dashwood at No. 27! He other big surprise however, comes at Number 30.
Number 28. is Shayna Baszler Who eliminates Iron Woman Liv Morgan to get some heat. Number 29. is Lacey Evans who’s eliminated in 5 seconds and then Number 30. isssss.........RONDA ROUSEY! Ronda Rousey comes out for her big return at Number 30 and cleans house. The final 4 are Sasha Banks, Shayna Baszler, Ronda Rousey and Ember Moon. All of them fight amongst each other until it’s only Shayna and Ronda left standing. They stare down and start to go at it, but then decide to team up. They team up to eliminate Ember Moon, but from behind Sasha Banks eliminates Shayna Baszler!
Sasha and Ronda go at it together in an epic encounter. Last year these were the two working the Women’s Championship Match where Sasha just came up short. Now they’re hear again, exactly one year later. After a good few minutes of action, Sasha gets Ronda on the apron. Ronda is hanging onto the ropes and starts swinging elbows at Sasha. Ronda gets in position to hit a Suplex to to the outside, but mid air Sasha gets out of it, and hits an Enziguri! Ronda falls off the ropes and to the outside!! Sasha Banks has won the Royal Rumble!
Singles Match - AJ Styles vs. ??? ( 18 Minutes )
THEY DON’’T WANT NONE blasts through the arena and outcomes AJ Styles accompanied by The OC. All three men hit a Toooo Sweet in the middle of the ring and wait for the next man to come out. Nobody appears however and AJ grabs a mic and runs his mouth on Nakamura. He brings up everything here until-NAKAMURA’s MUSIC HITS!!!!!
Nakamura comes out to a massive pop from the Houston crowd. “STRONG STYLE HAS RETURNED!!!” Screams Corey Graves as The King of Strong Style, Shinsuke Nakamura makes his way out. In a swarm of over the top pyro and scantly clad Japanese women. Nakamura walks down the ramp in his old attire, rather than the bullshit Power Ranger stuff he’s been using over the past two years. This is the King Of Strong Style, someone we’ve never seen on the main roster.
These two’s track record has been diminished by that awful series they had in 2018, but Wrestle Kingdom 10 still is part of their history, so there is potential. Nakamura gets the win after a good 20 or so minutes of solid wrestling action. Nakamura makes his way back up to the ramp and celebrates atop the ramp, The King has returned.
Universal Championship - Drew McIntyre vs. Brock Lesnar ( 6 Minutes )
The Scottish Psychopath Drew McIntyre comes out first with a look of chaos in his eyes. Then outcomes Paul Heyman. Heyman does his little speech and then Lesnar’s music hits! Lesnar comes down and isn’t wasting time runs straight down to the ring!
Lesnar and Drew get into a brawl right there and then, swinging elbows at each other. Lesnar kicks him in the gut and takes Drew down a peg and starts to come down with a series of fists. Lesnar goes for a German Suplex but Drew releases the grip and hits a Big Lariat! Drew takes Lesnar to the outside and starts to throw him around the place, but takes a second to breath which is a big mistake, as Lesnar comes flying at him with a Spear followed by a series of punches! Lesnar rolls Drew back into the ring and lines up an F-5, but Drew gets down, Claymore! Drew then gets into the corner lining up another Claymore, but Lesnar ducks and locks in a Camel Clutch! Drew struggle in their for a bit but manages to get out of it. Lesnar takes Drew to Suplex City, but on the forth Suplex Drew gets out of it, and hits a Spike DDT! Drew heads to the corner, Claymore Kick!!!! 1......2.......3!!!!!!
Drew McIntyre has won the Universal Championship! Getting it off the hands of Lesnar would be smart and get Drew over. I also think it could do Lesnar some good as him staying away from the title that made fans turn against him and just pop up every now and then for a few matches would actually get people to like him again.
WWE Championship - Andrade vs. Aleister Black ( 20 Minutes )
Aleister Black makes his entrance first, with the stage covered in lit candles and other satanic propaganda. His music starts playing however it’s a bit different. That’s because Code Orange are playing it live here! These guys have done good jobs performing for Black at TakeOver’s in the past and I think would be a fun edition. Black makes his way down as Root of All Evil performed by Code Orange plays in the background.
Andrade then makes his entrance however is sporting some new attire. Andrade comes out in his old La Sombra mask along with a clean white suit accompanied by a snazzy fedora. He then walks down to the ring alongside Zelina Vega. Andrade takes off the WWE Championship and hands it over to the ref, then he rips the suit off to reveal some Gold and White Tights! He pulls off the mask and tosses that aside to Zelina Vega before staring down Aleister Black.
These two would put together a clinic and have in the past at NXT TakeOver: New Orleans. Andrade brings the fast paced action - as he is one of if not the best luchador’s in the world. Aleister Black brings the striking and hard hitting action to combat this making a brilliant mixture. 20 minutes of these two guys would basically be going to heaven early so that is what this would exactly be. Zelina Vega attempts to make a distraction but Aleister Black catches her and pulls her into the ring. Andrade comes across with a Big Boot before Black can do anything however. Later in the match while Andrade has the ref distracted, Zelina Vega jumps off the top ropes with a Hurricanerana to Black! In the end of the match Aleister Black is lining up Black Mass but Andrade ducks and hits La Sombra!! 1...2....3!!!! Andrade retains!
Singles Match - ”The Fiend” Bray Wyatt vs. Bo Dallas ( 5 seconds )
Literally this match would be over within 5 seconds. Bray locks in the Mandible Claw and Bo taps immediately. If your like me and don’t like piss break matches on cards this isn’t one as no one’s going to go for a piss when the fucking Fiend is out. After the match the lights go out and Bray has Bo on his later out on his knees. Creepy musicbox music plays as the lights flash as Bray seems to be fondling his brothers face. The lights go out and the words “Let Me In” echo through the arena and in the ring is only a puppet of Bo Dallas.
Men’s Royal Rumble Match ( 1 hr 7 minutes )
Number 1 of the match is John Cena!!! John Cena comes out to a big pop as a surprise appearance. Number 2 then is.....Johnny Gargano!! Johnny Gargano comes out and continuing his rich history of superhero inspired attire with his 12th installment tonight, he comes out as Spider-Man! Big Match John Of WWE and Big Match John Of NXT kickoff the Royal Rumble!
I’m just gonna run down the big spots of the match so I don’t write the whole thing.
Undisputed Era slowly becoming a whole unit throughout the match until Number 14 Adam Cole arrives and all 4 are in the match. They cause havoc until they’re met by The New Day. Roderick Strong goes to Superkick Kofi Kingston out but Kofi ducks and Roddy hits Adam Cole! Cole falls out the ring and the rest of UE look on in shock. They then turn around only for The New Day to Superkick all of them out!
Rusev getting the most eliminations, entering at Number 7 and racking up 7 eliminations in total!
Kofi gets his Kofi moment, after all of The New Day team up to eliminate Braun Strowman. Braun then pulls Kofi to the outside from the bottom ropes, and throws him into the crowd! A group of plants however catch Kofi and crowd surf him to back to the barricade, where he then hops onto the steps and back on the ring. Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado And Kalisto all meeting in the ring together and doing some crazy shit. The big spot being Lince Dorado leap frogs off the back of Gran Metalik and does a flip in the air, then hits a Panama Sunset to Kalisto!
Batista makes a surprise return to a big pop at Number 13, only for his day to be ruined by Samoa Joe who sneaks up and eliminates him. Another shock appearance comes when Goldberg makes a surprise appearance at Number 15 and cleans house. Goldberg tosses out Jinder Mahal, but is then eliminated by Rusev.
NXT Stars like Kushida, Velveteen Dream, Keith Lee, Dominick Dijakovic, Isaiah Scott and Mansoor all make appearances. These guys get a few moments like Kushida and Isiah Scott doing some cool stuff, Dijakovic and Keith Lee both getting a couple eliminations and eliminating each other continuing they’re feud, but the real moments are for Velveteen Dream and Mansoor.
Mansoor gets a comedy spot where after Baron Corbin eliminates someone like Kalisto, Mansoor dropkick’s Corbin in the back and eliminates him! Mansoor celebrates like he won the damn Rumble, but then Corbin pulls him out and hits him with a Chokeslam through the announce table!
The other big spot is Velveteen Dream and John Cena having a confrontation. They get into a fight, which Dream wins. Velveteen Dream eliminates John Cena in a big surprise.
Kevin Owens enters at Number 19 and starts to dominate. The face of SmackDown gets two eliminations off the bat and seems to be on fire. When outcomes Number 21, Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn comes down and has a confrontation with Kevin Owens. The two share a look though and start to team up! This alliance lasts for a bit, only for Zayn to turn his back on Owens and eliminate him.
The final four are Ricochet, Sami Zayn, Johnny Gargano and Seth Rollins. Ina. Big shock Johnny Gargano has survived this long, he really could win and face Ciampa for the NXT Championship! Sami Zayn and Seth Rollins both are swinging punches at each other on the top ropes, and Seth Rollins gets Sami in position for a Suplex off the top ropes to the outside. He tires to do a Suplex Toss but mid air Sami counters into a Blockbuster making both men fall off! After that sick looking bump it’s Ricochet and Gargano left. They go for a bit with some amazing action, then in the biggest shock of the night....GARGANO WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE! Gargano is going to face Ciampa for the NXT Championship!
Monday Night Raw - January 26th 2020
The night after Royal Rumble opens with Paul Heyman Backstage at his desk on his computer. Triple H walks into the office and asks Heyman what’s up. Heyman starts to yell about how Gargano won the Rumble, how is this going to work? The NXT Championship at WrestleMania, how could a belt for rookies he defended in the main event of WrestleMania? Triple H is annoyed about his final statement and says “Well if an NXT guy won the Rumble that must prove that the NXT guys are better than the Main Roster. Heyman tells Triple H that he better shut his mouth. The two get into an argument as the segment fades to black.
Drew McIntyre cuts a general bad guy promo about being the new Universal Championship. He’s interrupted by Ricochet half way through who states that he deserves the Universal Championship as he was the last main roster Man Standing in the Royal Rumble. Paul Heyman then comes out and says that Raw will be holding Elimination Chamber qualifying matches over the next weeks, and Ricochet you will be taking part in it. And you know what? Ricochet your match is going to take place, right now! The man to come out is....TIMOTHY THATCHER!
Timothy Thatcher makes his debut tonight against Ricochet. It’s a great match that goes about 15 minutes, won by Ricochet. Ricochet and Timothy Thatcher shake hands after the match and Ricochet is the second official competitor to compete for the Universal Championship.
Sasha Banks has a out of arena promo of her in Fort Lauderdale ( where Raw is taking place from tonight ) by the beach. She looks out on the ocean then starts to cut a promo about winning the Royal Rumble and how she will destroy Becky Lynch and become the Raw Women’s Champion. She continues to talk about Becky Lynch and ends the promo saying that she can’t wait to get on the ring with Becky and win the Raw Women’s Championship. She then notes that if she wants she can have the match earlier than WrestleMania, before winking at the camera and walking off.
Cedric Alexander takes on Pete Dunne in a grudge match in the main event of Raw. These two both challenged Sami Zayn last night at the Royal Rumble however both came up short. They have a bone to pick with each other as both believe they cost each other the match. This isn’t a call up for Dunne btw just him making a few appearances. The two put on a good main event Won by Pete Dunne after hitting the Bitter End onto the apron, followed by yet antotjer Bitter End.
SmackDown Live - January 27th 2020
The show opens with Finn Bálor and Kofi Kingston in a Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match. It’s fast paced and entertaining, Won by Finn Bálor after ducking Trouble In Paradise and hitting 1916. Finn then nails a Coup de Grace and gets the winn. Aleister Black comes out after the match and has a promo war with Finn Bálor. Black uses his rematch clause to get himself into the match and becoming the third announced man for the match.
In the Firefly Funhouse, Bray Wyatt introduces us to Bo Dallas, only this time in puppet form! It’s a puppet of Bo Dallas only with his faced stitched into a smile. The puppet talks in a deranged voice as if it doesn’t no where it is, it’s lost, but not only lost trapped and can’t speak for itself. ”Welcome dear” says Bray “you’ll be spending a long, long time with us....haha haha”. LET ME IN.
Rusev comes out to the ring with Lana however he’s in the zone. He takes off his shirt and soon as he gets to the ramp and starts to run down to the ring leaving Lana behind. He jumps into the ring and the bell is rung. Rusev completely squashes Jeff Hardy senseless in this match and has him passed out in The Accolade within 3 minutes. Rusev has qualified for the Elimination Chamber.
Main event sees Roman Reigns take on Harper in a normal Singles Match. Roman hasn’t been on TV recently has he’s been kayfabe injured by his mystery attacker to take him off TV for a while. The attacker turned out Daniel Bryan however he wasn’t the one who did all the attacks. It was a group effort between Daniel Bryan, Erick Rowan, Dominick Dijakovic and shockingly, Harper! Harper made his return joining the squad. I think after this little break Roman should go back down to the bottom of the card as a way to naturally develop himself. Reigns has had a shit time booking wise for the past 5 years, and some natural growth I think could benefit him. It’s a good match won by Harper surprisingly after a Discus Clothesline. Bryan goes to raise Harper’s hand but he gives him the cold shoulder and celebrates alone as Bryan, Rowan and Dijakovic look on puzzled.
NXT on USA Network - January 28th 2020
The show opens with cinematic footage of the NXT team crowded around the monitor as Johnny Gargano wins the Royal Rumble. Everyone goes wild as he wins and celebrate delightfully. The video moves into the sound of the crowd chanting “Johnny Wrestling” and then the video cuts into reality and Johnny Gargano is in the Gorilla Position shaking hr hand of everyone before his big entrance. He then makes the big entrance and the roof comes off he building. Gargano comes out with the biggest smile on his face as the crowd chant thunderously “Johnny Wrestling! clap-clap clap-clap-clap”.
Gargano comes out and let’s out a ”Wow”. Gargano then cuts a from the heart Promo how thankful he is for the fans. He then says let’s cut to the chase, Ciampa I want to face you. Ciampa then comes out holding Goldie close and stalks his prey as he walks out slowly. Ciampa rolls into the ring and tells Gargano that he does also want to face Gargano, but he thinks that Gargano is too obsessed with Ciampa. The two of them have gotten rid of the beef yet Ciampa still thinks that Gargano has this obsession that he needs to, he NEEDS to beat Ciampa.
Triple H also announces the start of NXT doing In Your House style events every month, for free! Live on the USA Network. The first will take place Saturday Night February 22nd. The show will feature 5 matches and TakeOver’s will continue their 6 and 7 matches per show. Some matches to take place will include Dominick Dijakovic vs. Keith Lee and also the Women’s Championship will be defended!
Monday Night Raw - February 4th 2020
Samoa Joe opens the show by cutting a promo taking about nobody on this damn roster is going to be able to take this shot at the Universal Championship away from him. Samoa Joe then asks for someone to challenge him, he wants a man, he wants some Mighty, then outcomes Bobby Lashley. The two have a haas fight to kick the show off. Samoa Joe wins after about 10 minutes of hard hitting action.
Braun Strowman cuts a promo on Bray Wyatt saying how he thinks The Fiend is a load of bullshit and needs someone to put him in his place. Braun Strowman sends out a challenge to Bray Wyatt for Elimination Chamber, so The Fiend can GET THESE HANDS! On the titantron Bray Wyatt appears saying “Hello Brauny-kins” Bray Wyatt then continues to go on about how Braun has made a BIG mistake challenging The Fiend. However Bray accepts “and Braun, just a little heads up, LET ME IN.”
Street Profits challenge The OC for the Raw Tag Team Championships. They accept and Paul Heyman announces the match for next week. Paul Hyemna also notes that AJ Styles will have to be wrestling next week.
Cesaro cuts a promo looking for an opponent to wrestle tonight. Then outcomes Austin Theory who accepts the challenge! The two go about 20 minutes which Cesaro wins after a very, very European Uppercut. Cesaro then cuts another promo how he will win the Universal Championship at the Elimination Chamber.
Seth Rollins faces Ricochet in the Main Event. It’s a fantastic match, about 23 minutes with high spots and high octane action. Ricochet goes for a 630 Senton but lands on his feet, then Rollins goes for the Knee. Ricochet gets out the way and hits a Backstabber followed by a 630 Senton. 1...2...3. Ricochet survived Rollins because he always managed to avoid the Curb Stomp, something Rollins plans to use to take out one of his biggest threats.
After the match however Brock Lesnar comes out very very frustrated about losing his Universal Championship and wants blood. Lesnar F-5’s everyone in the reign and asks for a match. Then outcomes Chad Gable Who contorts him. After 5 minutes Lesnar has won but Gable nearly got a roll up and even hit his Finisher. Both men leave looking good here.
SmackDown Live - February 5th 2020
The show starts with some high flying action between Kairi Sane and Liv Morgan to get the crowd hyped, both women in pursuit for Asuka’s Women’s Championship. After that Curtis Axel comes out and cuts a promo. He talks about how life has been difficult the last few weeks, his best friend fell to The Fiend and was taken to the Funhouse. Bo hasn’t returned since. Then he tuned in on Raw to find what has happened to Bo. So, as a way to fight for his fallen friend he wants to challenge for the Elimination Chamber.
Curtis Axel then has a match with Shinsuke Nakamura. Axel’s hostility over the fact he’s lost his best friend actually allows him to hold his own in the match. But his blind rage doesn’t have much coordination which Nakamura takes advantage of and uses to win. Nakamura has now qualified but after r Match Curtis Axel wrecks the place.
Eric Bischoff has a segment where he announces the WWE Six-Man Tag Team Championships! They will be making their debut at Elimination Chamber and will have a mini-tournament to decide who fights for the titles! The teams competing are The New Day, The OC, Imperium, The Undisputed Era, British Strong Style, The Lifesavers ( Dominick Dijakovic, Rowan and Harper ), The Samoan Dynasty ( Roman Reigns and The Uso’s ) and AoP teaming with Roderick Strong!
The Miz makes his return and makes this return with an episode of MizTV. His guests this week are IC Champion, Buddy Murphy and Dolph Ziggler. This is a way for Murphy and Ziggler to kick start their feud over the IC Title. The segment ends with Murphy and Ziggler in a brawl, pulled apart by referees.
Aleister Black gets a video package about his quest to win the WWE Championship and defeat Andrade Cien Almas. It shows him training and we even get an insight into his early life, where part of the package is him meeting his family in Netherlands. It ends with him at a punching bag in the gym and he’s kicking the shit out of it. He then gets a slow-mo action reply of him hitting a devastating Black Mass. Black then says to the camera ”That punching bag is going to be you Andrade, at Elimination Chamber.”
Roman Reigns def. Rowan. After the match The Lifesavers beat up Reigns and when they celebrate, Harper doesn’t join them but rather sits in the bottom corner staring on.
In the main event The New Day take on Imperium! It’s a great Six-Man Tag to close the show as part of the Quarter Finals for the Six-Man Tag Team Championships Tournament. After 15+ Minutes of amazing action, all of The New Day team up to pin Walter and win the match.
NXT on USA Network - February 6th 2020
Bronson Reed takes on Dexter Lumis to Open the show. The match ends after about 6 minutes in a no Contest when both men go too far and start attacking each other with weapons. They both brawl to the ramp where ref’s pull them apart. Dexter is screaming for them to let go and take him back.
Keith Lee and Dominick Dijakovic have a promo war about their match at tue first NXT Revolution Show ( the In Your House Style events ). The match is made Last Man Standing where the two will blow off their NXT feud that’s been going on for nearly 6 months now.
Dexter Lumis is seen in the medical room being treated by a doctor as he received a bad blow to the head from Bronson Reed. The doctor tells Dexter to rest as he goes away for 2 minutes. While the doctor is away Dexter rips off all the stuff the doctor put on him and leaves. He’s then seen creeping up the backstage as for no one to see him where he sees Bronson Reed in his locker room. Dexter peaks his head through the door but Reed catches him and chase after him. He turns a corner however and Dexter Lumis is gone.
In the main event The Undisputed Era take on The Authors Of Pain and Roderick Strong. Roddy specifically suggested himself to not take part in the Tournament for UE and The OG’s should represent them. However he didn’t tell UE that he was going to reunite with The Authors Of Pain and take part. When Adam Cole is tagged in, Roddy tags himself in and take the spot of Akam. Toddy pounces on Adam Cole and those two have a Clash. In the end Undisputed Era Win and advance in the tournament.

Found this on a hockey forum, thought it was great. Credit goes to http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showpost.php?p=77389887&postcount=1
If there is one thing that my time on the internet has taught me, it is that hockey fans are anal. Whether it's people complaining about misspelling of playeteam names, wanting their team to have even handedness of players in defence and attack, an attention to detail and constant need for everything in order seems to permeate every hockey fan's thinking at some point or another, even if it's just in little cases.
With this in mind, The Mighty Ducks is seemingly never off the TV here, and in watching it today I decided to keep a close eye on the players to see their positions. I took note of the roster, every game the team played and every line that was on the ice, where possible. In some cases shots went too quickly to properly see, or they weren't accurate (I definitely saw Germaine passing the puck to someone while the announcer said Averman during the championship game), but for the most part, they're accurate.
It should also be said that I've never played hockey and I'm not even entirely sure what age group pee wee is, or whether or not the level of position switching (spoiler!) is common. So, with all of this in mind, the roster:

00 Guy Germaine (O)

1 Terry Hall (O)

2 Tommy Duncan

4 Dave Averman (O)

5 Tammy Duncan

9 Jesse Hall (O)

11 Dave Karp (O)

18 Connie Moreau (O)

24 Peter Mark (O)

33 Greg Goldberg (O)

44 Fulton Reed

96 Charlie Conway (O)

99 Adam Banks

Those marked with (O) are original Ducks, from the days when they were D5. The first player added is Fulton Reed who is brought in for the third game of the movie. Tammy and Tommy Duncan are recruited before this game as well, but neither player makes an appearance in a game until the championship game. Adam Banks comes in for the last regular season game, where the Ducks win and seal their place in the playoffs.
Bombay's first game as coach against the Hawks sees the introduction of the team's best line overall, the Oreo Line. This has Terry and Jesse Hall at LW and RW, with Guy Germaine at C. Through the rest of the game the only other player to take a faceoff is Connie Moreau. Defence sees the biggest turnover of players, with Conway, Mark, Averman, Karp and Moreau taking shifts on the backend.
In the second game vs. the Jets, the one where they cheat, there are less shots. The Oreo Line again sees time, while Conway, Averman and Moreau are shown on defence.
In the third game vs. the Cardinals, which is Reed's first game and the first game as the Ducks, it's much the same again. The Oreo Line exists, and in the final seconds for Germaine's tying goal (from the faked Reed slapshot to make the other team hide), Reed actually lines up as the right wing in this case. On defence for this game are Moreau, Averman and Karp. Tommy Duncan is also seen on the ice briefly in this game, during the same shift as Karp and Averman - yet Tommy is in a defensive position, while Karp and Averman are definite defensemen - neither play forward at any time.
In the fourth game where the Ducks seal their playoff spot (there's no team name given here), Banks makes his debut. This splits up the Oreo Line, as he centres Jesse Hall and Germaine. On defence are Moreau and Conway. For the winning goal the Ducks pull the goalie putting Reed on as the extra attacker. On the play for this goal Jesse Hall, Averman, Mark, Moreau and Conway are out - the forwards in this case were presumably Conway - Moreau - J. Hall. Moreau switches position throughout the film while Hall is always a winger. Averman and Mark are both consistent defencemen, and while Conway played D only until this point, during the playoffs he begins playing LW, as we'll see shortly.
First game of the playoffs is against the Hornets, and there's not much shown. Banks plays C with J. Hall as his winger again - presumably with Guy Germaine as well. The only D pair shown is Moreau/Conway.
Second game of the playoffs is against the Cardinals again, and here we see Conway shift up to playing forward. He sees ice time on the LW with Banks at C and Germaine at RW - what happened to Jesse Hall, I don't know. Indeed, why Germaine got shifted to make room for Banks at C is beyond me, considering Germaine is the best face-off guy on the team. The only D shown in this game is Averman.
The championship game vs. the Hawks sees probably the most on ice action since the first game against the same team, and everyone sees ice time here bar Karp, who presumably faced a long lay-off after a puck hit him in the head. He did line up for the Ducks during the national anthem though, but he doesn't see any ice time. The lines seem a bit more fluid for this game. Conway/Banks/J. Hall becomes a line, with Germaine going to D with Averman as the top pairing (presumably). Germaine is shown at C again though, without Banks on the ice. Both Halls go back to the wings again - the Oreo Line is reunited, which I'll cover in a minute. On D, Averman, Mark, Reed, Moreau and Germaine are put out at various points. By this game it seems Conway's shift to LW is permanent.
The goals are scored by Banks, Reed, Tammy Duncan, Germaine and Conway.

• The Banks goal comes on a breakaway that's all him.
  
• The Reed slapshot is a point shot, him by this point now playing D instead of RW.
  
• The goal with both Duncans on the ice, I have no idea. One of them plays D, I'll presume it's Tommy since Tammy is the one who scores after doing spins while right next to the goal. Averman is also on the ice at this point, being the other defenceman.
  
• The Flying V goal is led by the Oreo Line. Moreau is on the back end with Averman
  

Conway's breakaway that leads to a penalty shot is notable for having Moreau joining her boyfriend in being one of two players to play three positions. She plays LW on a line with Germaine and Conway, and feeds Conway for his breakaway.
So, the roster again with the assorted positions they play:

00 Guy Germaine (C, RW, D)

1 Terry Hall (RW)

2 Tommy Duncan (D)

4 Dave Averman (D)

5 Tammy Duncan (F)

9 Jesse Hall (LW)

11 Dave Karp (D)

18 Connie Moreau (C, D, LW)

24 Peter Mark (D)

33 Greg Goldberg (G)

44 Fulton Reed (RW, D)

96 Charlie Conway (D, LW)

99 Adam Banks (C)

Moreau and Germaine are the obvious utility players on the team. Reed plays two positions but he's more of a luxury than anything else with his shot. Conway makes the shift to forward once Daddy 2.0 comes along to believe in him. On the whole then we have:
3 centres (Banks, Germaine, Moreau) 3 left wingers (J. Hall, Conway, Moreau) 3 right wingers (T. Hall, Germaine, Reed) 8 defencemen ( Averman, Karp, Moreau, Mark, Reed, Tommy Duncan, Conway, Germaine)
(I listed them roughly in order of regularity/effectiveness- why Karp, Mark and Tommy Duncan play D when they're all about 4 feet tall is beyond me)
Three players, Tammy & Tommy Duncan and Reed, are essentially useless – none of them are able to do anything aside from individual displays of extraordinary skill that makes the other team look the other way while they score. The core of the team is the original Ducks plus Banks.
So, what does all this tell us? It tells us that Germaine was the best forward on the team who was there for the whole thing. Moreau was the best all rounder. Banks was easily the most skilled player, driving the team into and through the playoffs and starting the comeback in the final. Conway is by no means the clutch guy he's thought of, and shouldn't have been made captain. Jesse Hall is essentially Jarome Iginla. Averman and Moreau is the most common D pairing, although Averman seems to get played a lot more than the other defencemen. Presumably because they're all midgets (and Mark is at fault for the Hawks 4th goal in the final, he tries skating out of his own zone with it which leads to a 3 on 0).
I hope you enjoyed this. Remember, if you coach pee wee, don't be like Coach Riley who's spent decades terrorising children. Don't be like Adam Banks' father, who in the biggest game of his son's life sits in the opposite end with the fans of the other team. Teach them to fly!